It’s like a sleeping bag.
youve got to give credit to the brand though omg
they promise custom sizing and by god they will make your size even if your foot is actually a refrigerator
(Source: anditlingers, via kingslayer-at-the-gmarket)
before people get to know me: Oh my god you’re so shy…and quiet…it’s adorable
after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
(Source: i-aint-bovvered)
#A LITTLE BIT OF ROGERS IN MY WOMB #A LITTLE BIT OF IRON MAN IN THERE TOO #A LITTLE BIT OF THOR THERE THAT’S ALL RIGHT #A GREAT BIG CHUNK OF BANNER FROM THE FIGHT
A little bit of Coulson’s cannon blast
Got hit by Hawkeye’s arrow, super fast
A little bit of Fury’s lack of hair
A little bit of me makes me your mare.
(Source: asparklethatisblue, via theuglymuffin)
- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
